MGA SALITANG KANTO

GIFT IDEAS AT MARAMI PANG QUOTES sa BUDOL WISE!

1. BAKTOL - ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito'y dumidikit sa damit at humahalo sa pawis, madalas na naamoy tuwing registration sa school, sa elevator o FX at sa LRT na hindi aircon.

2. KUKURIKAPO - ito ang libag sa ilalim ng boobs, madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. Maari ding mamuo kung hindi tlga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. Ang kukurikapo ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga.

3. MULMUL - buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. Mahirap ipaliwanag kungbakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal subalit hindi tlga eto naaalis khit bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipa laser ito.

4. BURNIK - ebs sumabit sa buhok sa puwet, madalas nraranasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos umebs, ang BURNIK ay mahirap alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. Ipinapayo sa mga may mga BURNIK na maligo na lamang upang ito'y maalis.

5. ALPOMBRA - kasuotan sa paa na kadalasang makikitang suot ng mga tindero ng yosi sa quiapo. Ito'y makipot na kasuotan ng paa, at manipis na swelas, mistulang sandalyas ito ng babae pero kadalasang suot ng mga lalaki, WALA ITONG PANG-KANAN O PANG-KALIWA. available in bl ue, red, green etc.

6. BAKOKANG - higanteng peklat, itoy madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki na hindi ginagamitan ng sebo de macho habang natutuyo.imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, itoy mayroong makintab na balat na takip.

7. AGIHAP - libag na dumikit sa panty o brief. nabubuo ang AGIHAP kung ang panty o brief ay suot-suot na nang hindi bumababa sa tatlong araw at kapag tinapon ang panty o brief sa dingding, ito ay hindi mahuhulog pagkat dumikit na ng kusa sa dingding.

8. DUKIT - ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung kinamot mo ang pwet mo at may sumamang amoy tae.

9. SPONGKLONG - ito'y isang bagong wikaan na nangangahulugan isang estupidong tao. (ex. Spongklong ka pala e!!!)

10. LAPONGGA - ito'y kahintulad sa laplapan o kaya sa lamasan.

11. WENEKLEK - ito ang buhok sa utong, na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

12. BAKTUNG - pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

13. BAKTI - bakat panty.

14. ASOGUE - buhok sa kilikili.

15. BARNAKOL - maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon.

16. BULTOKACHI - tubig na tumalsik sa pwet kapag nalaglag ang isang malaking tae. naramdaman ito kasi tumalsik sa pisngi ng pwet ang tubig sa toilet bowl.

17. BUTUYTUY - etits ng bata.

18. JABARR - pawis na mabantot ng katawan.

19. KALAMANTUTAY - mabahong pangalan.

20. McARTHUR - taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush...

21. TUTCHANG - buhok sa ilong na naka labas, dulot ng natuyong sipon.

22. BALBAKWA - dumi sa gilid-gilid ng kuko sa paa na kalimitan ay kulay itim. Itoy mahirap tanggalin, pero pag nakuha mo na, itoy nakakatawa pag na-amoy.

23. KANGKAROT - "hiper" o sobra sa asukal, pero bobo sa lahat ng bagay.

24. SONATA - SOnog NA TAe.

25. TOM JONES - gutom. Tom-guts

26. WINNER - babae sa katawan ng lalake o bakla for short!

27. DAVID - david "hassle" hoff

28. BROKE BACK - lalakeng pumapatol sa lalake!

29. PUJAY - mabahong pepe.

30. PATEROS - gitna ng butas ng pwit at etits... bagsakan ng itlog!

31. JOJO - taeng sa sobrang haba, kumorte na ng letter "J" sa kubeta.

32. BADBOY - lalakeng parating naka leather gloves na ginupit, upang maka-labas ang mga daliri, at naka sandong gawa sa net na kulay marines.

33. AMBOY - amoy baboy!

34. BURERE - basang tae! Kalimitan nang yayari pag may LBM ang isang tao, at hindi na mapigil ang sakit nito. ( katunog din nya ito ).

35. CHOT-CHOT - pakikipag talik...

36. JON-JON - Gawain ng mga lalake pag walang asawa at syota. Kalimitan ginagamitan ng bold magazine at lotion.

37. TURBO - pakikipag talik sa loob ng auto! Quickie!

38. FIGHTER - malanding babae...

39. CAN BE - sa tagalog... pwede na na chicks...

40. Booking - bading na nkadali o kaya na ka score sa lalaki.

41. URMOT- Tirang tae sa base ng brief o panty.

42. YAMAS- Tae na nagmamarka at naiiwan sa kubeta pagkatapos i-flush, na kahit binuhusan mo with tabo-tabo e ayaw talaga matanggal.

43. IGIT- Yung matulis a dulo ng tae na nakaka-irita sa pwet pag inilalabas mo.

44. TUBOL- Tae na sobrang laki at sobrang tigas na tila para kang nanganak kapag nailabas mo na siya.

44. TSOKOBOLS- Jebs na bilog-bilog at paisa-isa kung lumabas (mala-kambing). Hango sa English words na choco balls.

45. DA HULK- Tae na matigas at kulay green (madalas lumalabas kapag kumain ng malunggay)

46. MALABUBOG- Pururot na may halong undigested bits ng peanuts na humihiwa sa lining ng pwet gawa ng mga kanto nito halo ng malakas na pagbulusok ng basang ebak. Madalas nangyayari after inuman session na mani lang ang pulutan at beer ang panulak.

47. CARE GIVER- Kaibigan na umaasikaso sa kaibigan na sobrang lasing.

48. KUNGFU- Matakaw sa pulutan.

49. TAENG-MUMU- Jebs na alam mong lumabas sa pwet mo at narinig mong tumilansik sa tubig, pero pagsilip mo eh wala dun

50. PARTIPUPER- Jebs na biglang gustong lumabas kapag nasa gimik, party o anumang masayang okasyon.

51. SCHUMACHER- Jebs na pumipilit lumabas habang nagdadrive, instantly transforming the driver into an F1 racer..

52. LUDY- Tae ng bagong panganak na bata. Hango sa isang sikat na brand ng peanut butter

53. PUNCHLINE- Tae na lumabas habang napapahalakhak sa isang joke

54. MALABANAN- Isang uri ng pururot na napakaitim, magmimistulang pozo negro sa paningin ang inyong kubeta

55. ANACONDA- mahabang poopoo na lumabas ng buo at hindi man lang naputol

56. BULAGA- Tae sa cubicle ng mga public CR na "bubulaga" sa nagtatangkang pumasok sa nasabing kasilyas. Eto ay kadalasang nasusundan ng mura sabay mabilisang paglipat ng cubicle.

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23 MGA BUGTONG (FILIPINO RIDDLES)

hindi hayop, hindi hunghang
lumuluha ang abutan
USOK

nang maliit ay sirkero
nang lumaki ay musikero
PALAKA

naghain si lolo
unang dumulog ay tukso
LANGAW

maraming paa'y walang kamay
may pamigkis sa baywang
ang ulo'y parang tagayan
alagad ng kalinisan
WALIS

dugtung-dugtong nagkakarugtong
tanikalang humuhugong
TREN

ang ngalan ko ay iisa
ang uri ko'y iba-iba
gamit ako ng balana
sa daliri makikita
SINGSING

binatak ko ang isa
tatlo pa ang sumama
PANYO

dalawang ibong marikit
nagtitimbangan sa siit
HIKAW

bayabas ko sa tabing bahay
ang bunga'y walang tangkay
ITLOG

tatlong bundok ang tinibag
bago narating ang dagat
NIYOG

tumakbo si kaka
nabiyak ang lupa
ZIPPER

isipin mong mabuti
aling balo ang sinaksak sa haligi
SUMBRERO

nang ihulog ko'y buto
nang hanguin ko'y malaking trumpo
SINGKAMAS

hindi naman hari, hindi naman pari
nagsusuot ng sari-sari
SAMPAYAN

nagsaing si kurukutong
bumubulaga'y walang gatong
SABON

bugtong kong sapin-sapin
nakasabit, nakabitin
araw kung bilangin
isang taon kung tapusin
KALENDARYO

kung sa ilan ay walang kwenta
sa gusali ay mahalaga
BATO

manghahabing batikan
tubig ang hanay
ang yaring sinamay
iba't-ibang kulay
BAHAGHARI

mayroon akong gatang
hindi ko matingnan
LEEG

may dahon ay di halaman
maraming mukha'y walang buhay
ang laman ay karunungan
AKLAT

kung bayaa'y mabubuhay
kung himasin ay mamamatay
MAKAHIYA

ipinalilok ko at ipinalubid
naghigpitan ang kapit
SINTURON

nang hawak ay patay
nang ihagis ay buhay
TRUMPO

CEBU PACIFIC PROMO!

been waiting for a super promo from them just like last year (christmas) when my friends and i availed their ZERO FARE promo for our trip to hongkong. everything from booking, baggage, take-off and back went smoothly, and we're very thankful. this banner's supposed to show the latest promo if it helps you:



IN THE NEWS TODAY:

LUCKY CEBUANA WINS FREE TRIPS FROM CEBU PACIFIC! (swerte!)

MANILA, Philippines—This Cebuana’s unlucky streak finally ended on Wednesday.

Just as she was about to hop onto her flight to her home province of Cebu, Grace Geloca, who spent the last four months in Cavite as househelp, got a call from the management of Cebu Pacific who informed her that she had won a prize for being the air carrier's 36 millionth passenger.

Cebu Pacific gave her a year-long travel pass which entitles her to free trips to destinations covered by the country's foremost budget carrier. On top of this, she also got her old job back and even brushed elbows with President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Geloca, 19, met Arroyo face to face when the President graced Cebu Pacific's first anniversary of operations out of the Ninoy Aquino International Airport Terminal 3 (Naia-3).

“This is not transferable to your boyfriend,” Arroyo teased the giggling Geloca as the President handed her the prize. Arroyo and Geloca stood on the stage with JG Summit chair emeritus John Gokongwei and his son, Cebu Pacific president and chief executive Lance Gokongwei.

Wearing an orange pantsuit, the President interviewed Geloca, who shared a bit of her story as househelp in Cavite.

Geloca told Arroyo that she had been laid off in Cebu as a machine worker. She flew to Manila to look for another job but ended up as a house maid in Cavite.

“It was also her first time to ride an airplane four months ago,” Arroyo told the audience when she asked Geloca if her flight home aboard Cebu Pacific was her first flight experience.

The President said the Cebuana teenager had to leave her hometown in Carcar because she got laid off from the company she was working for. Geloca told Arroyo that sales were probably slow and that's why a lot of people including her got the pink slip.
But the company called up Geloca recently to inform her that she could have her old job back, the President said.

Arroyo wished Geloca well, telling her “good luck to your new phase in life,” before stepping off the stage after a photo opportunity and proceeding to her waiting convoy outside the departure area of Terminal 3.

source: INQUIRER.NET

SOLAR ECLIPSE in the PHILIPPINES

mark your calendars and prepare your sunglasses on JULY 22 from 8AM to 11AM, for we will be witnessing solar eclipse in the country!

what is solar eclipse? a solar eclipse occurs when the moon passes between the sun and earth so that the sun is fully or partially covered. looks like this:


photo credits: www.exploratorium.edu

YAHOO NEWS MANILA - The Philippines will witness a partial solar eclipse on July 22, the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (PAGASA) said Thursday. The state weather bureau said the path of the moon's umbral shadow will begin in India and is expected to cross Nepal, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Myanmar, Central China, the Pacific Ocean, Ryukyu Island, Marshal Island and Kiribati.

It said a partial eclipse will be witnessed in several parts of the Philippines including Metro Manila, Calayan Island, Laoag City, Tuguegarao City, Baguio City, Angeles City in Pampanga, Puerto Princesa in Palawan, Lucena City, Naga City, Iloilo, Cebu, Zamboanga, Sulu, Davao and General Santos City.

PAGASA said the eclipse will start in Metro Manila at exactly 8:33:01 a.m. The eclipse's full visibility will be seen at 9:43 a.m. and will end at 11:01:51 a.m. Other areas in the globe that will witness partial solar eclipse are those in eastern Asia and the Pacific Ocean. The weather bureau, meanwhile, cautioned spectators to avoid directly looking at the eclipse without safety eye devices.

It said people can cover their eyes with X-ray films, sun glasses, smoked glass and photographic films and negatives. It said the safest method to view the eclipse is by indirect viewing "like projecting the image with a pinhole camera."

MGA PAMBANSANG SAGISAG NG PILIPINAS

PHILIPPINE NATIONAL SYMBOLS

pambansang dahon: anahaw (fan palm)

pambansang bulaklak: sampaguita (arabian jasmine)

pambansang puno: narra

pambansang prutas: mangga (mango)

pambansang damit pambabae: baro't saya

pambansang damin panlalaki: barong tagalog

pambansang sapin sa paa: bakya

pambansang laro: sipa

pambansang sayaw: tinikling

pambansang awit: "Lupang Hinirang"

pambansang bahay / tirahan: bahay kubo

pambansang sasakyan: kalesa

pambansang hayop: kalabaw (carabao)

pambansang ibon: agila (philippine eagle)

pambansang isda: bangus (milk fish)

pambansang pagkain: lechon

pambansang kamao: MANNY PACQUIAO!!!

BAGYO ngayong july - FERIA

hanep. kahapon sobrang init tapos biglang nagdilim ang paligid. biglang may BAGYO na!

Nangka is its international name. Feria dito sa philippines. dito sa metro manila hindi masyadong maulan pero mahangin at high tide naman. if you live in the camanava area, goodluck!

kaninang umaga ayon sa balita, 600 passengers daw ang na-stranded sa oriental mindoro dahil sa bagyo.

Packing winds of up to 83 kilometers (52 miles) an hour—with gusts of up to 102 kilometers (63 miles)—the storm brought floods, landslides, and power cuts across small islands in the center of the archipelago.

source: gmanews.tv

a fisherman in cebu/samar islands drowned and his six mates are missing. maraming na ring nasirang bahay at isang school. bukas, huwebes, inaasahang aalis na ang bagyo papuntang south china sea. sana nga.

ang hirap ng may bagyo. but it's the earth's way of balancing itself. moving the lands, clearing the fields, reshaping its surfaces on its own. and nobody can stop these "changes" from occuring. so help us God.

ARAW NG MGA TATAY

papa, papi, tatay, itang, ama, amang, dad, daddy, father, padir... kahit ano pa mang tawag natin sa mga haligi ng tahanan... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY po!



father's day is celebrated every 3rd sunday of june. here's the history:

HISTORY OF FATHER'S DAY

Father's Day is a celebration inaugurated in the early twentieth century to complement Mother's Day in celebrating fatherhood and male parenting, and to honour and commemorate fathers and forefathers. Father's Day is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide and typically involves gift-giving, special dinners to fathers, and family-oriented activities.

The first observance of Father's Day is believed to have been held on July 5, 1908 in a church located in Fairmont, West Virginia, by Dr. Robert Webb of West Virginia at the Williams Memorial Methodist Episcopal Church South of Fairmont.[1] [2] The church still exists under the name of Central United Methodist Church.

Sonora Smart Dodd of Washington thought independently of the holiday one Sunday in 1909 while listening to a Mother's Day sermon at the Central Methodist Episcopal Church at Spokane,[3] and she arranged a tribute for her father on June 19, 1910. She was the first to solicit the idea of having an official Father's Day observance to honor all fathers.

It took many years to make the holiday official. In spite of support from the YWCA, the YMCA and churches, it ran the risk of disappearing from the calendar.[4] Where Mother's Day was met with enthusiasm, Father's Day was met with laughter.[4] The holiday was gathering attention slowly, but for the wrong reasons. It was the target of much satire, parody and derision, including jokes from the local newspaper Spokesman-Review.[4] Many people saw it as just the first step in filling the calendar with mindless promotions like "Grandparents' Day", "Professional Secretaries' Day", etc., all the way down to "National Clean Your Desk Day."[4]

A bill was introduced in 1913,[5] US President Calvin Coolidge supported the idea in 1924,[citation needed] and a national committee was formed in the 1930s by trade groups in order to legitimize the holiday.[6] It was made a federal holiday when President Lyndon Johnson issued a proclamation in 1966.

In addition to Father's Day, International Men's Day is celebrated in many countries, most often on November 19.

source: wikipedia

PERSONAL MESSAGE TO MY DAD:

di, wala po akong makitang salita na tutugma para sa lahat ng gusto kong sabihin. kukulangin ang isang araw sa mga bagay at pagkakataong gusto kong ipagpasalamat sa inyo ni mami. balang araw, magagantihan ko din po ang lahat ng paghihirap ninyo sa amin. sa ngayon po, ang kaya ko lang pong iganti ay "MARAMNG SALAMAT PO!" mahal na mahal ko po kayo.